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Manchester United Spurns the Special One's Spurs

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 Mourinho's return to Old Trafford was like he never left, as it were.

Manchester United Spurns the Special One's Spurs
 

Mourinho to Tottenham Is a Sign of the Apocalypse

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 Dude's a fly to the Premiership's black light.

Mourinho to Tottenham Is a Sign of the Apocalypse
 

USMNT Avenges Its Face Plant in Canada

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 Kinda like allowing themselves to avenge ... themselves.

USMNT Avenges Its Face Plant in Canada
 

Chelsea Blank Brighton with No Bus in Sight

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 Dudes don't park. They keep their collective foot on the accelerator.

Chelsea Blank Brighton with No Bus in Sight
 

Arsenal Finishes with 10 Men, Still Finishes Aston Villa

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 It was a defender, so nobody noticed he was gone.

Arsenal Finishes with 10 Men, Still Finishes Aston Villa