Infamous Murderer & Family Now Own Newcastle United

 7-Oct-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 There go a lotta descriptions for Magpie games that aren't close.

NWSL Brass Really Steps in It, Big Time

 2-Oct-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Same dumb-ass problem. Different dumb-ass cast.

Former Bank Robber and Current VP of Suriname Calls His Own Number in Concacaf Match

 30-Sep-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 OG's 60 years old. It's good to own your own team.

Moldova's Sheriff Stops Real Madrid at the Bernabéu

 28-Sep-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Looks like the Champions League should respect their authoritah.

Brentford's Metrics Match Liverpool's Big Budget in 3-3 Draw

 25-Sep-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Review

 The Bees' desire to be the Tampa Bay Rays of football is working.

Young Boys and a Red Card Stun Man United

 15-Sep-2021

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Playing with 10 men for 55 minutes made for a Red Devil downer.