Daily Update

Everton Thrash Man Utd with Toffee Dominance

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Liverpool's other side must've been feeling neglected or something.

Everton Thrash Man Utd with Toffee Dominance
 

Crystal Palace Outwork Arsenal at the Emirates

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 The Eagles deserved this one. The Gunners deserved what they got.

Crystal Palace Outwork Arsenal at the Emirates
 

José Canseco Has Joined Forces with Our Robot Overlords

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 This is both a warning and an exciting investment opportunity.

José Canseco Has Joined Forces with Our Robot Overlords
 
The Retired Rob Gronkowski Gronks All Over the Lombardi Trophy
 

Embiid Explodes after One of Those Silly NBA Push-Fights

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 Jared Dudley woke up the wrong team.

Embiid Explodes after One of Those Silly NBA Push-Fights
 

Post-Mortem: The AAF Died from Premature Initiation

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 It tried to beat XFL 2.0 outta the gate and got gated by what beat XFL 1.0.

Post-Mortem: The AAF Died from Premature Initiation