The Real Tom Terrific Ascends to MLB's Great Cornfield in the Sky

 2-Sep-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Maybe he'll pop up in Iowa some day.

Zach Greinke Continues to Toy with Our Imaginations on the Mound

 25-Aug-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 He dialed up yet another floater recently, albeit an inadvertent one.

Fernando Tatis Jr Forced to Apologize for Hitting a Grand Slam

 18-Aug-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Thanks, unwritten baseball rules.

Cardinals Hit by Covid; What Now?

 31-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 The Central Divisions get to play musical schedules, just like the East.

Hey, Let's All Vicariously Troll the Astros through Joe Kelly

 29-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 It turns out someone can be a dick and a hero simultaneously.

MLB's Belated Opening Weekend Features Baseball with a Side of Covid

 26-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 And so it begins.