Ceremonial First Pitch Theater with Dr Anthony Fauci

 25-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 As always, 50 Cent was notified afterwards.

Cleveland Shoulda Changed Its Mascot's Name 500 Years Ago

 24-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Seriously. Indians happen to be citizens of India.

MLB's Season from Hell Will Feature 16 Playoff Teams

 23-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 If they add another round, maybe Vanderbilt will get in.

Mookie's Mega-Deal Makes Him the Dodgers' Best Betts for 12 Years

 22-Jul-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Dude's a Bum in team name only.

Seattle's NHL Team Actually Went There, Releasing the Kraken

 21-Jul-2020

 NHL / NHL Daily Update

 Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest's forests, the Sasquatch feels dissed.

Rahm Calms an Angry Muirfield, Becomes World No 1 in the Process

 20-Jul-2020

 Golf / Golf Daily Update

 As if dicing up the Memorial field wasn't impressive enough.