Tanner Roark Just Got Traded at an Arby's

 3-Aug-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Dude's going to Oakland and a fast food restaurant to be named later.

Kliff Kingsbury Has an Aesthetic Issue with Madden 20

 3-Aug-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Review

 More specifically, his undead appearance.

Angry White Dude: It's Just Embarrassing

 2-Aug-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Opinion

 The one-trick pony's outta tricks.

James Dolan's Now Having Reporters Removed from Places Other Than Madison Square Garden

 2-Aug-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 Dude's delusions are delusional.

Astros Add Another Trade Deadline Ace

 1-Aug-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 It's becoming a tradition for those dudes.

Puig's Final Hits with the Reds Are with His Fists

 31-Jul-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 It's the perfect send-off when you're traded for Trevor Bauer.