Mike Leach Provides a Definitive Opinion on Cargo Shorts

Published on 7-Aug-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Mike Leach Provides a Definitive Opinion on Cargo Shorts

We can probably all agree that the world is an infinitely better place with Mike Leach in it.

The Washington State head football coach and essential home minutia dispenser is the stuff of a reporter's moist dreams. Dude will literally discuss any topic, regardless of how trivial or mundane.

And with college football season cranking up soon, it's about time we checked in with the human non-sequitur for some folksy and sometimes batshit wisdom.

Our subject for today would be cargo shorts.


You're no doubt curious as to where Uncle Mike lands on perhaps the most pressing issue of our time.

Well, we aims to please:


That belongs in a museum.


Astute readers may have noticed the kid in the background choking back giggles, and we actually peed a little while watching that clip.

Also, it must be noted that Jim Harbaugh does love himself a good pair of khakis, but for reasons that have nothing to do with Mike Leach's.

And of course, the most entertaining football coach in America is 100% correct regarding the evils of nylon shorts.


Or just short shorts in general.

Beyond advocating for the practicality of cargo shorts, Uncle Mike has been busy with other activities in preparation for the 2019 season:


He brings us such joy.