The World Needs a Real Mike Leach Virtual Home Assistant

At last look, this is the 21st century.

Big Tech is promising wonderful stuff. Spiffy products and services like self-driving cars and our things talking to our other things.

Hell, we've already got knowledge in a box from the likes of Amazon's Alexa, Google's Home, and other Q&A devices ready to dispense whatever we need at the hint of our voices. Kinda.

 

Big deal.

The Washington State Cougars have something better: Mike Leach.

 

And now, for those in Coug Nation who purchase season tickets to watch Wazzu do what they can in 2019 -- which will involve lotsa passing from whomever to whoever; just fill in names -- can now have an extra-special, nifty-coll bonus.

Kinda.

 

All they have to do now is actually build one.

Fortunately, they have the essential resource under contract, and he's primed to go all-in with whatever the hell it is you'd wanna know.

 

Build that Home VA now.

It even woulda come in handy a few decades ago:

 

In these uncertain times, Wazzu needs to keep going the extra distance to save mankind from itself.