The BoogerMobile Has Officially Been Put out of Its Awkward Misery

 4-May-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Booger McFarland will now remain stationary in the booth.

Vince Carter Simply Refuses to Retire from the NBA

 3-May-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 Yep, OG's coming back for a 22nd season.

The Mighty Thor Heroically Beats the Reds All by Himself

 3-May-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Review

 That should count for two wins.

Stanley Cup Wild Cards Are Holding Their Own in Round 2

 3-May-2019

 NHL / NHL Daily Update

 How often do the two lowest seeds advance in the same tournament?

After 4 OTs, Blazers Finally Singe Nuggies

 2-May-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 Dudes tied for longest playoff game in NBA history.

Tacky Nats Hire New Pitching Coach, Fire Current One Three Days Later

 2-May-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Opinion

 No wonder Bryce Harper left Washington.