The BoogerMobile Has Officially Been Put out of Its Awkward Misery
When last reported, the BoogerMobile had been unceremoniously placed in a bunker somewhere in Bristol so it couldn't wreak any more havoc on the football public.
After careful deliberations, ESPN has decided to permanently pull the plug on this misguided experiment, ending the brief and pointless era of the BoogerMobile.
This decision was aided in part by the welcomed departure of Jason Witten from the MNF booth after one brutal season of attempted color commentary.
The brilliant analyst has returned to Dallas in his former capacity as a TE, a role he is infinitely more comfortable with.
Of course, this was after ESPN tried and failed yet again to cajole Peyton Manning into joining the broadcast.
Meanwhile, we shudder at the thought of how the Worldwide Leader will repurpose the now-dormant alien technology of the BoogerMobile.
Well, that may not be the most practical use of her talents, although she probably won't obstruct as many views.