Seattle's Keon Broxton Gets Ejected for Batting Glove Malfeasance

 28-Aug-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 You could put an umpire's eye out with one of those things.

Justin Verlander Gets His Censorship On after a Recent Game

 27-Aug-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Opinion

 Dude does a really convincing Joseph McCarthy, or maybe James Dolan.

An Attention-Starved Tom Brady Wears Ridiculous Hat to Pre-Season Game

 27-Aug-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Okay dude, we see you.

Week 0 Ends with Arizona's Khalil Tate at the Hawaii One-Yard Line

 26-Aug-2019

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Review

 But alas, it wasn't to be.

This Week in MLB Trolling: The Neil Diamond Edition

 26-Aug-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Review

 Or maybe you prefer Rick Astley.

The Bears May Have Found a Kicker Who Can Avoid the Uprights

 26-Aug-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 They certainly conducted a thorough search.