Those Buffalo Bills Are the Unofficial Kings of New York

Somehow, the Buffalo Bills have gotten off to a nifty 2-0 start.

While the Bills are far from dominant, they've had the distinct pleasure of opening the season playing both the Jets and the Giants.

Even though both games were on the road, that's some solid karma.

Because the two New York franchises that play in New Jersey are both hopelessly dysfunctional, this worked out very nicely for the Bills.

 

In fact, this hot start has QB Josh Allen feeling downright saucy:

 

Damn, he even winked.

 

If Mr Allen is trying to seduce us along with the rest of New York, then consider us seduced.

 

It seems the Bills have triggered a full-blown crisis for both the Jets and Giants, as they're both now 0-2 on the young season.

Oh, and their respective QB situations are somewhat muddled as well.

The Jets were forced to play Mike Leach product Luke Falk on Monday Night Football.

 

While that was a perfectly respectable throw, this isn't ideal.

But with starter Sam Darnold crippled by mono and backup Trevor Siemian's left leg freshly mangled, options are limited at the moment.

 

As for the Giants, it appears Eli Manning is already being replaced by his young stunt double Daniel Jones.

The Bills actually look stable by comparison.