As Per Tradition, the Bills Are Expecting More Sex Toys for the Patriots
It's important to remember where we come from and to honor the sacrifices of those who preceded us.
That friendly disclaimer segues nicely into our main theme, which is the likelihood that Buffalo Bills fans will greet Tom Brady and the Patriots with an avalanche of dildos.
Because if history is any guide, there will be more than one phallic device tossed onto the field during the game.
The Buffalo organization appears to have little to no faith that their intellectually challenged fan base will be able to control their wanton urges.
“It’s Patriots week,” said Bills chief administrative officer Dave Wheat, “and that we have to contemplate if some fan is going throw a dildo on the field is ridiculous.”
— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) September 27, 2019
Out of all the material in here, this quote cracked me up the most. https://t.co/sK8GgLwPNQ
Of course, Dave Wheat is correct as the acting adult in the room.
However, if you take away the dildos, what exactly will these fans be left with?
Unless you take a really long drink of The Shield's any given Sunday kool-aid ...
How will the 3-0 @BuffaloBills beat the 3-0 @Patriots in the AFC East showdown this Sunday? @RealMikeRob explains his formula for this upset to take place 👇
— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) September 25, 2019
📺: @NFLTotalAccess pic.twitter.com/e7912WOx0u
... the Bills are certainly not going to beat the Patriots at football, so let them have their sex toys.
Besides, look how much fun they're having.
Hell, the Pats fans even enjoy the tradition.
If they really wanna lean into it, maybe the retired Gronk would be amenable to tossing out the ceremonial first dildo:
Gronk on the dildo being thrown on the field. "I think it was for the Bills" #Patriots pic.twitter.com/tNcFHZyv6l
— Chad Amaral (@Chad_Amaral) October 30, 2016
Or have him try to spell dildo.
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