Apparently, It's Still Raining Dildos in Buffalo
The Buffalo Bills are a complete abomination at the moment.
However, their devoted fan base has clearly not lost their zesty sense of humor.
This hearty bunch was at it again this past Monday night when the decrepit Derek Anderson and his Bills hosted the New England Patriots.
Apparently, a few fans in particular grew weary of their heroes' listless attempts at moving the football and decided to introduce some props into the equation.
Bad throw but we have our first dildo. pic.twitter.com/NE3PaDZojY
— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) October 30, 2018
Yep, that's a dildo alright.
Dildo on the field!! #GoBills pic.twitter.com/cbWBBXYdms
— Sabres 7th (Wo)Man (@SabresCutie) October 30, 2018
Hey, there's another one.
Yup, sex toy on the field pic.twitter.com/40w7LwC4Ak
— Ben Volin (@BenVolin) October 30, 2018
Ah yes, the elusive sex toy hat trick.
Hey kids, how many dildos is that?
One lucky referee was tasked with discarding that last one.
Want to see a ref kick a dildo out of the end zone? pic.twitter.com/IkwTxp1ZbM
— Nora Princiotti (@NoraPrinciotti) October 30, 2018
Of course, this isn't the first time those incorrigibles in Buffalo have offended our delicate sensibilities by hurling phallic objects on the field during a game.
Indeed, it's become something of a tradition.
Somewhere, Jim Nantz is abruptly walking out of a room shaking his head.
For whatever reason, this always seems to happen when the Patriots are in town.
Perhaps they're for Gronk.
Rob Gronkowski lost his cool. What a dirty play. pic.twitter.com/b2gFWp03yj
— Cameron DaSilva (@camdasilva) December 3, 2017
Well, that was a dick move.