Gronk Has Joined Fox Sports, Which Is the Best News Ever
Hold onto your exorbitant bar tabs, folks.
We've got some news that'll make you giggle with delight.
Finally, the big lug will have a job that fits perfectly with his skill set, which of course is his mastery of the spoken word.
Indeed, Gronk is going to be gronking all over our living rooms once more, dazzling us with his football verbiage and challenging the status quo.
Somewhere, Terry Bradshaw just felt a cold draft.
Uncle Terry's going to have to watch the language around the child-like Gronk.
If not, they may let the former Patriot do the highlights, which would be glorious.
Gronk was able to string a few sentences together to describe his thoughts on the new gig:
I love this very authentic Gronk quote. pic.twitter.com/BIJon0AKNo— Nora Princiotti (@NoraPrinciotti) October 8, 2019
That's the level of insight we can expect from the future Hall of Famer.
And it appears we won't have to wait long for his debut:
Gronk is joining FOX Sports as a NFL analyst.— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) October 8, 2019
Gronk will make his analyst debut on Thursday night, joining Terry Bradshaw, Michael Strahan and Tony Gonzalez, and Peter Schrager for the Thursday pregame show. pic.twitter.com/uKO3UGJLcM
The excitement across the football viewing nation is palpable:
Gronk is going to be disappointed knowing that being an analyst has nothing to do with anal. https://t.co/tFVTQtVdO3— James🕖 (@SouthTexasTitan) October 8, 2019
The offer to Gronk from The Economist was simply not competitive. https://t.co/CngMvKk2VB— Kenny Mayne (@Kenny_Mayne) October 8, 2019
Or from the White House.