A Frustrated Will Muschamp Prepares His Gamecocks for a Must-Win Open Date

The South Carolina Gamecocks are off to a fairly shitty, if not predicable, 1-3 start to the season.

Obviously, head coach Will Muschamp is beginning to tense up in all the wrong places in an effort to motivate his sluggish players.

But the usual platitudes about taking it one game at a time are much too trite for someone of Muschamp's ilk.

Dude's looking right past a home date with Kentucky to focus on the critical bye week:

 

Man, the failed former Florida coach just oozes football from every pore.

 

He may be suffering from high blood pressure, as well.

Muschamp definitely has the lingo down, like the rest of his college football coaching brethren.

They probably have monthly meetings, likely organized by a MIke Gundy or Pat Fitzgerald.

 

Unfortunately, Larry Fedora's membership has been revoked.

Meanwhile, Mike Leach continues to work independently.

 

Dude knows how to handle an open date.