Mike Leach Discusses Area 51 in Disturbing Detail
We've firmly established that Mike Leach is willing and able to discuss a remarkably eclectic number of subjects.
He'll devote time to something as trivial as cargo shorts but will also get into heavier themes, as well.
You know, like the military-industrial complex vis-à-vis Area 51.
The Washington State head coach is apparently not concerned about the possibility of surveillance.
Coach Leach won't be intimidated.
Here are two dazzling minutes from a recent press conference:
Would Mike Leach ever storm Area 51?
— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) September 2, 2019
“No, I don’t think that would be a good idea because then they might just test out the stuff they’re testing on you to ensure you don’t get in there.” pic.twitter.com/5yknDnWcJK
Well, there you have it.
If you would please excuse us for a moment, we just have to quickly abort a certain top-secret raid of a certain top-secret government facility.
There.
All better.
Perhaps the Sports Information Director will step in next time to protect Coach Leach from himself, or at least convince him to talk about football for a few minutes.
Before it's too late.