Zach Greinke Muses Thoughtfully on His Playoff Start

Published on 7-Oct-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Zach Greinke Muses Thoughtfully on His Playoff Start

MLB is frequently accused of not marketing their star players adequately.

Of course, Rob Manfred and his suit brigade just scoff at this notion and blame everything on Mike Trout.

But the league is absolutely culpable.

For example, why wouldn't they want Zach Greinke and his dynamic personality projected into every living room in America, nay the world?


Here's Zach charming the shit out of reporters before his scheduled Game 3 start against the Rays in Tampa:


Apparently, there was some sort of gas leak in the room that only affected Grienke.

The rest of the session was every bit as scintillating:


The dude is a powder keg.


Perhaps Greinke was too amped up, because his start at world famous Tropicana Field didn't go well at all.


He couldn't get out of the 4th inning, allowing six earned runs courtesy of three Rays long balls.

Houston fans didn't seem particularly surprised:




Now there's some penetrating insight.

These people should fear not, because Justin Verlander and Gerrit Cole are still being rostered.