Mike Trout Sure Could Use Some 2020 Dingers

 8-Apr-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 MLB fans could sure stand to see watching them.

MLB Considers Turning Phoenix into a TV Studio

 7-Apr-2020

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Why not? It's broadcast revenues that feed their bulldogs.

Bubba Blows Off NASCAR iRacing Circuit; Sponsor Blows Out Bubba

 6-Apr-2020

 Motorsports / Motorsports Daily Update

 Blue-Emu would rather be Petty, anyway.

Tom Dempsey Kicks the Long-Distance FG Torch to Harrison Butker

 5-Apr-2020

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Andy Reid's just needs the nards to let him try a 77-yarder in a game.

Covid-19 Fatality Makes Staging Cheltenham Festival Look Even Dumber

 4-Apr-2020

 Horses / Horses Daily Update

 The UK government's herd immunity philosohpy wasn't abandoned soon enough.

UEFA Tells Clubs to Finish the Season or Forget about a Champions League Slot

 3-Apr-2020

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 All they've gotta do now is get the pandemic to cooperate.