Jim McElwain Seems Genuinely Happy to Be at Central Michigan

 26-Jul-2019

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Review

 Let's just pray he doesn't have a chippewa fetish.

Steve Ballmer Terrifies New Clippers Kawhi Leonard and Paul George

 25-Jul-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 Not to mention everyone else at the introductory press conference.

Jay Gruden Verbally Gores Josh Norman When Asked about His Bull Escapades

 25-Jul-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Most jokes do have a bit of truth in them.

Rays Bend Baseball Again; BoSox Bitch Is Off-Base

 25-Jul-2019

 MLB / MLB Daily Review

 Two pitchers in the same lineup at the same time? It's cool.

The Big Fundamental Will Now Be Coaching Fundamentals in the Association

 24-Jul-2019

 Basketball - NBA / NBA Daily Update

 This is like being boxed out for a rebound by irony.

XFL 2.0 Preparing to Re-Reinvent Football

 23-Jul-2019

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Counting the AAF's shot at it, they're re-re-reinventing football.