Urban Meyer Recruits Himself for Cowboys Head Coaching Position

Apparently, Urban Meyer is blissfully unaware of outdated concepts such as tact or decorum.

The former The Ohio St University head coach and current Fox Sports talking head displayed a disturbing lack of professional courtesy during a recent interview.

The gleeful Michigan abuser was conversing with another massive tool -- Colin Cowherd -- when the subject of Lincoln Riley and the Dallas Cowboys was broached.

Meyer was then questioned on his own thoughts about the position.

 

And that's when our self-serving hero threw his hat and ego in the ring:

 

It's always special when someone says they'd hate to speculate on a subject and then immediately do so.

 

Of course, dude was answering a direct question, but the fact that this gig is currently occupied didn't seem to bother either of them.

While Jason Garrett is and always has been completely over his head in Dallas, he's somehow managed to survive almost nine years under the thumb of comedian and meddling team owner Jerry Jones.

However, if this season turns to shit, Skeletor may finally put the ginger yes man out of his misery.

 

Now obviously, between the name brand and wealth of talent in Big D, there'd be no shortage of interested candidates on both the college and pro level.

Including our good pal Urban:

 

Well, that's just something you say.