Tom Brady Walks Out of a Massage Parlor in Surreal Netflix Cameo
Just when you've convinced yourself that Tom Brady is actually a technologically advanced mutant, he does something decidedly human.
But then he quickly removes any doubt.
Despite the predictably wooden acting by Brady, this scene was pretty okay:
Tom Brady’s guest appearance on Netflix’s Living with Yourself is legendary pic.twitter.com/V7hEn5rnRs— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) October 19, 2019
The fictional Top Happy Spa is delightfully similar to the real life Orchids of Asia Day Spa.
Tom Terrific definitely nailed the look of utter bliss and contentment, an expression he likely wears every waking moment of his charmed existence.
Sadly though, this evidence of a tangible human characteristic was quickly ruined by Brady when questioned by the sinister media:
Tom Brady said his Netflix clip was taken out of context by the media. Said he’d never take a shot at Robert Kraft. His full comments: pic.twitter.com/NCfROoGase— Zack Cox (@ZackCoxNESN) October 19, 2019
That defensive gibberish was hard wired directly into his CPU.
There's nothing sadder than someone completely incapable of laughing at themselves or experiencing even a moment of self-deprecation.
Hey, that reminds us of another public figure.
These people deserve each other.