Robert Kraft's Happy Ending Will Probably Not End Happily

Robert Kraft had a pretty big event scheduled for the night of Sun 20 Jan, as his New England Patriots were in Kansas City to face the Chiefs with the winner to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl.

However, the 77-year-old kajillionaire was in Florida that morning and had some time to kill before his private jet would take him to the game.

Perhaps a round of golf would stimulate the OG.

But no. Kraft needed something to settle the nerves.

 

We're definitely on the same page here.

 

Yep, there's indeed video evidence of that Robert Kraft being serviced on two separate occasions at the now infamous Orchids of Asia Day Spa, with one visit on the morning of the AFC Championship Game.

 

It would appear that old Bob wasn't able to stop and is now in a whole wide world of criminal hurt.

For those of you out there who enjoy watching disgustingly rich people faceplant publicly, come on down and grab a seat:

 

 

The only possible way this story could improve is if Tom Terrific or Gronk had been in an adjoining room flying his own freak flag.

 

That's right, just two consenting adults getting a stew on.

Why Loverboy chose to slum it at this poorly reviewed day spa is anyone's guess, but now the deflated ball is firmly in  Roger Goodell's court.

There's precedent here, as the Ginger Hammer disciplined Colts owner Jim Irsay under the NFL personal conduct policy back in 2014 when the big goof was busted for possession and driving while stoned.

That turned out to be a six-game suspension and $500K fine.

And what will Bob get?

 

He may want to patch that thing up, just in case.