The Patriots' Starting QB Wants to Trademark the Nickname 'Tom Terrific'

Six-time Super Bowl-winning slinger and confirmed weirdo Tom Brady seems to have everything a human or cyborg pretending to be human would want.

However, it appears that the world isn't quite enough.

After probably discussing it with his supermodel wife, Brady's submitted an application to trademark the fun moniker of Tom Terrific.

Of course, there are more than a few New York Metropolitan fans and politicians who've taken exception to this development.

 

Well, there are baseball fans of a certain age who identify three-time Cy Young award winner Tom Seaver as Tom Terrific.

 

Yep, that would be Seaver in this terrific highlight package.

Clearly, the charmed QB couldn't care less about the sentimentality of a group of elderly baseball fans and former players, specifically if these people are from New York, a city that Brady has tormented for almost two decades now.

 

This sort of emotion is probably foreign to Mr Bündchen.

 

In the interest of fairness, let's give the monster a chance to explain himself:

 

While far from articulate, that actually does make sense.

Perhaps we jumped the gun a bit, although the original narrative is much more fun.