Rex Ryan's Still Consumed with Bitterness towards Patriots

Boy, those New England Patriots are just so damn smug.

This is an opinion shared by many folks, including former Jets and Bills head coach Rex Ryan.

It seems the noted foot fetishist still harbors a seething resentment for the disgustingly successful organization.

Their stubborn insistence on winning all the time probably has something to do with it.

 

But it's more than that.

Sexy Rex has revealed that their privileged attitude, exemplified by the Patriot Way, really bunches up his panties.

 

Essentially, this is the NFL equivalent of the St Louis Cardinals, who purport to play the game the right way, whatever the hell that means.

Of course, Ryan's memories include being owned by the Pats while coaching not one but two different AFC East teams, so his opinion's a bit tainted.

In fact, these complex feelings may be affecting his ability to speak intelligently about these dudes on ESPN.

 

Here's one from after the AFC Championship Game where Rex is literally throwing his arms up in frustration:

 

Hoodie should have to dip into his co-pay for Ryan's therapy.