Samantha Ponder Titillates Rex Ryan with Talk of Feet on ESPN

Generally, ESPN isn't necessarily the first place people go in the morning for their foot fetish fix.

However, a notable exception was made a couple of mornings ago on the cleverly named Get Up show, which is really more of a request or command than a television show.

But we digress.

Mike Greenberg and the gang were doing their usual schtick when the subject of football players sanding down their toenails before the season was broached.

 

That looks very unpleasant.

Anyway, Samantha Ponder was desperate for a change of subject, shaking her head furiously while correctly pointing out that people were probably eating breakfast at that moment.

Then guest panelist Rex Ryan interceded with an impeccably timed zinger:

 

Things quickly dissolved into a chuckle-fest on the set, with Rex grinning maniacally while enjoying his handiwork.

 

It has been a few years, so here's a little refresher on Rex, his wife, her feet, and a camcorder:

 

Yikes, that's awkward.

And here's Rex fielding questions on the subject:

 

That is absolutely the most surreal press conference we've ever witnessed.

Just a hunch, but we're guessing that Coach Ryan is a big Tarantino guy.

 

That's a staggering amount of female feet.