Julian Edelman Reveals an Intimate Exchange with a Nude Bill Belichick

Published on 4-Oct-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Julian Edelman Reveals an Intimate Exchange with a Nude Bill Belichick

At this point, we're all quite aware of the quirky mythology surrounding Bill Belichick.

The longtime Patriots head coach isn't exactly the loquacious type, which has made for some wonderfully awkward and droll press conferences over the years.

Apparently, though, he speaks to his players about as much as he does the media.

And Julian Edelman can confirm this.

 

For whatever reason, a documentary called 100% Edelman has been made all about the Pats' WR.

But we should be eternally grateful to Showtime for signing off on this, because it gave us the following Belichick anecdote:

 

That pure gold nugget didn't actually make the final cut, which suggests this documentary might be pretty decent.

There's much to absorb here, but the story seems to fit comfortably with the Hoodie character.

Of course, the fact that he flagrantly disregarded the rules regarding swim trunks in the hot tub is disturbing, although we'd love to believe that he was wearing nothing but his Super Bowl rings.

 

No, Coach, it was great.

This tale actually serves to humanize the android somewhat, particularly with that zinger about not being a plumber at the end.

And of course, the full frontal nudity.

 

Big Bill wouldn't need a towel, either.