Tarik Cohen Makes His Amateur Porn Directorial Debut in the Bears' Locker Room

Jeepers, that was awkward.

After his Bears scalped the Redskins on Monday Night Football, a gleeful Tarik Cohen decided to do a little Instagram live streaming in the locker room, which is always a good idea.

Of course, this sorta thing is strictly forbidden by the NFL, but who are those stuffed shirts to judge what constitutes art?

Here's a look at Cohen's maiden voyage into the world of low budget directing:

 

Uh oh.

 

Honestly, we felt the story really fell apart at the end.

 

Yes, that was indeed OL Kyle Long's ass and dick in the background as Cohen ranted incoherently into the camera.

Head coach Matt Nagy shared his movie review with the media, and it was less than glowing.

Cohen was apologetic, although he really shouldn't have to defend his artistic vision.

We were able to dig up another review of the performance:

 

Well, there you go.

This all worked out nicely for Long, as his family name also functions as a solid porn moniker.

 

He's just here to fix the phone.