A Porn Company Just Placed a Bid to Rename Miami Heat Arena
Fans of both professional basketball and hard-core pornography may want to take note.
In a potential deal that's aroused much interest, the porn site BangBros is looking to penetrate new markets by inserting itself into professional sports.
The adult entertainment company has formally submitted a bid to put their name on the Miami Heat basketball arena for a cool $10million.
With American Airlines not looking to renew their expiring deal, the Brothers Bang are ready to mount the competition.
BangBros Bids $10 Million For Miami Heat Arena Naming Rights: Oddsmakers Chime In via @forbes https://t.co/bu3yx23PYS
— BANGBROSOFFICIAL (@BangBrosDotCom1) September 16, 2019
These fun-loving flesh peddlers even have a great name already picked out.
It struck them in a moment of inspiration while soaking in a hot tub.
Nope, that's not it.
Strike two.
Actually, in this hypothetical the name would be BangBros Center, or simply BBC.
Dudes are changing the game, one rim job at a time.
In fact, they're even willing to increase their offer, if necessary:
Report: BangBros Plans to Increase $10M Offer, Willing to Overpay to Make Miami Heat Arena Name Change Happen - Heat Nation https://t.co/6PlZgdmNBI
— BANGBROSOFFICIAL (@BangBrosDotCom1) September 14, 2019
Since we're discussing porn, the Internet wouild like a word:
BangBros bidding $10M on naming rights for Miami Heat arena?
— SportsGrind (@SportsGrind) September 13, 2019
Every suite must have one of these in it pic.twitter.com/5ldF82Clnw
New Miami Heat logo after BANGBROS takes over the Arena’s name pic.twitter.com/CqXQFNxflM
— Thermite (@Erickson_HD) September 12, 2019
The bang bros center home of your Miami heat !!!!!! @MiamiHEAT pic.twitter.com/WQOpApxOQx
— Jabroni 3:16 (@Jugg_Que_Naut) September 12, 2019
Hmmm, D-Wade seems skeptical.
We can't wait to see how the halftime fan money shot contest will be recalibrated.