Disgruntled Boomer Joe Theismann Is Fed Up with These Kids and Their Damn Phones

Life was just so much simpler back when Joe Theismann was in his prime.

For example, the single-bar facemask was still a thing and every single human on the planet didn't have a mobile phone fused to the side of their head.

Joe clearly longs for this time, as his public scolding of Dwayne Haskins makes abundantly clear.

Last Sunday, the beleaguered DC rookie slinger somehow managed to win his first NFL game despite the gaping holes that litter much of the Redskins roster.

 

It sure is.

Sadly, there was a bit of manufactured controversy afterwards, as Haskins was a little preoccupied as the clock expired:

 

Predictably, this youthful exuberance has become a thing, although you could argue that it was done so that backup Case Keenum could enjoy a victory formation one last time.

However, the crotchety Theismann didn't want to hear it:

 

Joe really needs to get a grip.

 

Perhaps the 70-year-old anti-selfie lobbyist is rethinking his decision to allow Haskins to wear his precious No 7.

Meanwhile, one of the lucky fans in question certainly seemed to appreciate the experience:

 

Others appear to agree:

 

Clearly, the Redskins have more pressing matters to concern themselves with, anyway:

 

 

This operation is the envy of the league for a reason.