Zion Williamson Just Snapped the Head Right Off His Golf Club

Another day, another Zion Williamson folktale.

Dude hasn't even played a regular season game in the NBA, yet children are already singing songs that rhyme his name.

While waiting for the season to begin, the new Pelican's been making the rounds in NOLA, spreading joy to the masses.

He hung out with a very excited Tulane student body at the Green Wave's football home opener a few weeks back:

 

Luckily, there wasn't any sort of half-ass recruiting attempt.

While that frame would be terrifying on a football field, Zion has also shown an aptitude for golf.

However, his comic book superpowers spoiled the fun:

 

We're convinced this dude was created in a privately funded laboratory.

 

No, a different lab.

That was Pelicans head coach Alvin Gentry looking dumbfounded at what was left of the club.

Zion even found a kindred spirit:

 

Hopefully next time Sir Chuck will be part of the foursome:

 

That's impossibly bad.