LaVar Ball Officially Launches His Father of the Year Campaign

With the NBA season drawing near, we thought it'd be a good time to check in on the Swiss Family Ball.

You'll be pleased to learn that LaVar Ball is still completely embarrassing, to both his children and most of the literate world.

The ridiculous Ball patriarch is nothing if not a loving and supportive father, particularly to his most successful son, Lonzo.

His nuanced parenting skills were on full display recently as the cameras rolled on another exciting episode of Ball in the Family, which is an utterly depressing reality show on Facebook.

 

Tragically, it is.

Savor the dysfunction:

 

Some would call it emotional abuse, but let's not split hairs.

 

Also, it should be noted that LaVar is a master of metaphor, as he really weaved a tapestry with the bad apple falling off the tree routine.

Of course, the point of contention here is the failed Big Baller Brand, which Lonzo correctly wants nothing to do with after revealing the truth about their overpriced exploding basketball shoes.

Oh, and there's also the small matter of corrupt Ball family friend Alan Foster and embezzled company funds.

 

So that's what delusion looks like.