LaVar Ball Officially Launches His Father of the Year Campaign
With the NBA season drawing near, we thought it'd be a good time to check in on the Swiss Family Ball.
You'll be pleased to learn that LaVar Ball is still completely embarrassing, to both his children and most of the literate world.
The ridiculous Ball patriarch is nothing if not a loving and supportive father, particularly to his most successful son, Lonzo.
His nuanced parenting skills were on full display recently as the cameras rolled on another exciting episode of Ball in the Family, which is an utterly depressing reality show on Facebook.
Tragically, it is.
Savor the dysfunction:
LaVar Ball being extremely disrespectful to Lonzo pic.twitter.com/vgYCmg47Wd— pickuphoop (@pickuphoop) September 16, 2019
Some would call it emotional abuse, but let's not split hairs.
Also, it should be noted that LaVar is a master of metaphor, as he really weaved a tapestry with the bad apple falling off the tree routine.
Oh, and there's also the small matter of corrupt Ball family friend Alan Foster and embezzled company funds.
So that's what delusion looks like.