Capitals Raise Stanley Cup Banner, Blast the Bruins, and Miss Tom Wilson

 3-Oct-2018

 NHL / NHL Daily Update

 They also confirmed Lars Eller's not a fighter.

Yankees Grab the Wild Card; Set Sights on Red Sox

 3-Oct-2018

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Aaron Judge's HR ball's probably made it to Boston by now, too.

Messi Mesmerizes Spurs as Barça Cruises

 3-Oct-2018

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Tottenham coulda used some kryptonite.

Napoli Nudge Liverpool with Late Winner

 3-Oct-2018

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 What is it about the Continent that reduces English clubs to kittens?

Dortmund Deals Monaco a 3-0 Drubbing

 3-Oct-2018

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Review

 Der BVB is sitting pretty in a wide-open Group A right now.

CSKA Reminds Real Madrid How Tough It Is to Invade Russia

 3-Oct-2018

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 The Galacticos also discovered how tough it is to score goals there.