2018's Put an English 'Die' in Germany's 'Die Mannschaft'

 16-Oct-2018

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 In other words, the national team's set a new record for losses in a calendar year.

Tom Brady is Forced to Activate Gronk During a Game

 16-Oct-2018

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 The bro-tastic Patriots TE malfunctioned for a moment.

Brewers' Team Cycle Helps to Stop Dodgers

 15-Oct-2018

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 Their still-stifling pitching did the rest.

Dick Stockton Confuses Denver Pro Sports Franchises on the Air

 15-Oct-2018

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Update

 Dude still thinks he's calling the NBA on CBS.

The Ravens Publicly Abuse Marcus Mariota

 15-Oct-2018

 Football - NFL / NFL Daily Review

 These animals sacked this dude 11 times.

ALCS: Red Sox Remember They're the Red Sox, Win at Fenway

 14-Oct-2018

 MLB / MLB Daily Update

 After all, they did have MLB's best home record this season.