You Really Must Listen to This Antonio Brown Character Reference from OJ Simpson

With OJ Simpson in his corner, things should be looking up for Antonio Brown real soon.

The troubled WR has had a surreal couple of months, now unfortunately punctuated with sexual assault charges.

But just when the situation looked untenable, the Juice giddily stepped up to vouch for his ravaged character.

What a swell guy.

 

Here's the former NFL superstar and deranged sociopath sharing his thoughts on Brown's situation in the context of his pretend football team:

 

So this is what it feels like when your skin crawls:

 

The star of the Naked Gun trilogy gave us a definitive breakdown of his fantasy lineup from this past Sunday, which we've obviously been wondering about.

He also feels confident in the innocence of AB, although he wasn't very pleased with him last week.

 

Activating cringe sequence.

 

If anyone can help AB navigate these treacherous legal waters, its Officer Norberg.

 

Reportedly, Brown will be retiring from the NFL to devote all of his time and resources to finding the real rapist.