Vontaze Burfict Receives a Completely Inevitable Season-Long Suspension

Published on 30-Sep-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Vontaze Burfict Receives a Completely Inevitable Season-Long Suspension

The walking menace that is Vontaze Burfict has a long and sordid history of NFL goonishness.

After signing with Oakland this past off-season in the most symmetrical move in league history, we kinda forgot ude existed.

Well, Burfict just brought back every single one of the ugly memories.

Oh, and he also tried to scramble the brains of Colts TE Jack Doyle in the process.

 

The short answer would be a lot.

Let's watch this sociopath in action, since we may never see him again:

 

Way to go, champ.

 

There's just no other conclusion to draw other than dude's trying to hurt people.

As we've observed in the past, his own teammates aren't even safe.

The NFL seems to have finally realized that Burfict is pathological:

 

There's always rehabilitation, but the chances of success are rather slim:

 

Meanwhile, this was happening in Buffalo:

 

Okay, that dude also needs to go bye-bye.