The Titans Burst into Flames during Their Home Opener
While the Titans and Ravens deserve credit for leaving it all on the field Sunday in Nashville, the real MVP of the game didn't even play a single down.
Obviously, we're talking about the Nissan Stadium facilities team responsible for the pre-game pyrotechnics.
Fans were understandably fired up for the Titans' home opener, but these dudes decided to go full scorched earth.
Have a look, and don't get too close:
Breaking: fire on field in Nashville pic.twitter.com/d6B57JDWPx
— Chris Hagan (@ChrisHaganIndy) September 15, 2019
Holy flame-retardant uniform, that was definitely a fire.
We've confirmed that this wasn't a deliberate fart-lighting scenario, but merely an accident.
The horrified crew extinguished the fire almost immediately while an equally horrified stadium full of fans looked on.
Perhaps next time the Titans organization will outsource the pyrotechnics work.
We hear Danny McBride is available.
Meanwhile, the action on the field was almost anti-climactic after the fire.
Before the Titans-Colts game today, a speaker caught fire on the field. (No one was hurt)
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) September 15, 2019
Let us hear your best captions. Go! pic.twitter.com/00MqrXfu8H
If only that dude had suited up.
Of course, if this had been in Miami, they would've rolled out a dumpster.
