Matt Patricia Continues to Disrespect the Process

Things are going just swimmingly in Detroit at the moment.

The Lions are about to polish off a real turd of a season, as they currently sit at 5-10 with one game left at Lambeau Field against the Packers on Sunday.

Meanwhile, according to at least one former player who requested anonymity, their bumbling first-year head coach Matt Patricia apparently can't even be bothered to show up on time to his own scheduled team meetings.

Well, he's probably grooming himself, amirite?

 

In case anyone was wondering, this is the very same Matt Patricia who scolded a beat reporter for exhibiting poor posture at a press conference.

It appears the first Wookie head coach in NFL history was feeling disrespected by this poor dude who was just trying to do his job, which unfortunately for him involves spending time with Matt Patricia.

 

Just wow.

 

Sadly, it seems that Patricia has permanenty misplaced his manners, possibly in that hopelessly gnarled beard.

But at least he's earned the respect of his players.

 

Yeah, that doesn't sound right.

Actually, many of his players are probably still miffed about all that practicing in the snow nonsense from last month.

Of course, the losing isn't helping, either.

 

It could always be worse, though.

 

Back in Motown, Coach Patricia just asked someone to hold his beer.