Despite Wearing Three Super Bowl Rings, Troy Aikman Seems Awfully Insecure

Published on 24-Sep-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Despite Wearing Three Super Bowl Rings, Troy Aikman Seems Awfully Insecure

Damn these young football tossers and their gaudy, overinflated statistics!

Especially that Patrick Mahomes punk.

This appears to be the sentiment of Troy Aikman, who became alarmingly defensive when The Athletic decided to kill some time and fill some space by arbitrarily comparing some numbers.

Here's what this high-minded, intellectual exercise yielded:

 

While this is factually correct, it's sheer folly to compare the modern, pass-happy NFL with the 1990's version.

However, Troy didn't seem to take that into consideration before rattling off a hasty retort:

 

Beyond being shockingly insecure about his accomplishments, it's unclear what benefit the former Cowboy felt this petty response would produce.

 

The Internet concurs:

 

 

 

And there's your winner.

Maybe Troy should just focus on his current gig.

 

And mind those double entendre's.