Booger McFarland References OJ Simpson during Broadcast for Reasons beyond Human Understanding

We're beginning to wonder if all the synapses are firing properly inside the brain of Booger McFarland.

The former defensive tackle and current Monday Night Football color dude is certainly an affable sort, but his choices in the booth occasionally raise some eyebrows.

While he always deserved better than his season-long imprisonment aboard the BoogerMobile, he's frequently overmatched during the broadcast.

For instance, there's the most recent Monday night orgy of violence, which featured the New Orleans Saints doing unspeakable things to the Indianapolis Colts in the Superdome.

 

The 34-7 flogging did eventually come to an end, but not before Booger experienced several prolonged mind cramps.

First, he decided to get creative with the telestrator in a dubious effort to explain the inadequacies of the Colts defense:

 

That could've been handled better.

 

When not obsessively crafting dick-&-ball sketches, Booger was being inappropriate in other ways.

For some context, the following cringe-worthy sound bite was produced while discussing the greatness of Drew Brees:

 

Oh, no.

 

Now if they'd been discussing the nuances of getting away with double murder, the Naked Gun trilogy, or even fantasy football, we could've maybe looked the other way:

 

That's mortifying.

 

It's probably safe to assume that Booger won't be mentioning the Juice near live mics anytime soon, but the psychological damage has already been inflicted on the masses.