The Chicago Bulls Have Found an NBA Team They Can Beat

The NBA season is past the halfway point, which is usually when trends really begin to take shape.

One concrete truth we've discovered is that the Chicago Bulls aren't particularly good at basketball.

However, the most dysfunctional organization in the Association does have at least one thing going for it.

They're in the same division as the Cleveland Cavaliers.

 

The Bulls currently sport a less-than-ideal record of 11-36.

Three of those wins have come at the expense of the woeful Cavs.

The latest victory was gifted to the Bulls on MLK Day.

 

That grisly footage was from the first quarter when the Bulls jumped out to a 13-point lead in route to a 104-88 win.

 

Some quick pocket math tells us that the Bulls are now 3-0 against the Cavs but 8-36 against the rest of the NBA.

Due to scheduling generosity, Chicago gets to play Cleveland one more time at home this coming Sunday.

If the Bulls aren't careful, they're going to deprive themselves of the Zion Williamson experience.

This would be very upsetting to Bulls fans, almost like being needlessly deprived of free tacos.

 

Jim Boylen is such a dick.