The Chicago Bulls Somehow Lose an NBA Game by 56 Points
When played properly, NBA basketball is practically a ballet.
However, if the Chicago Bulls are involved, this analogy doesn't apply.
This troubled franchise just endured yet another indignity recently in a home loss to the Boston Celtics.
But this was no ordinary defeat, as the Bulls managed to lose by a acore of 133-77.
Don't worry, we'll handle the math.
The Bulls lost to the Celtics by 56 points.
Dudes weren't supposed to be good this season, but the stench is becoming unbearable.
Just look at this poor facsimile of a professional basketball team:
That grisly footage included the Celtics opening the game with 17 consecutive points.
Incredibly, it got worse from there, as the concepts of help defense or moving without the ball are lost on these youngsters.
This debacle represented the largest defeat in franchise history, including the Tim Floyd golden years.
But wait, there's more:
The Celtics defeated the Bulls 133-77, tied for the largest road win in NBA history.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) December 9, 2018
In 1986, the SuperSonics defeated the Rockets by 56 points (136-80).
Of course, playing at home doesn't provide much of an advantage when you suck this much ass.
This brutal loss tells us that perhaps the recently exiled Fred Hoiberg wasn't completely responsible for his team's utter malaise and devotion to the tenets of nihilism.
New coach Jim Boylen, who was an assistant under Hoiberg, has already managed to alienate the entire team within a week of his promotion.
This manaic tried to schedule a full practice on a Sunday following back-to-back games.
Per multiple sources, players started a group text exchange debating whether to show up at practice facility today. They ultimately decided to show up and told coaching staff they wanted players only meeting, which was followed by the meeting with coaches.
— K.C. Johnson (@KCJHoop) December 9, 2018
Yep, this is going to work out just fine.