Happy Holidays from a Comically Overweight Draymond Green
Over the years, Draymond Green has provided an easy target for connoisseurs of online mockery by just being himself.
Now it appears his own organization is contributing to the cause.
The Golden State Warriors posted the following on the team Twitter account to celebrate Christmas:
Incredibly, that's supposed to be a holiday-themed cartoon of the long-suffering Green.
Not only does this rendering look nothing like Draymond Green, he's also depicted to be rather chunky.
Did they inadvertently sketch former NBA journeyman Oliver Miller?
Twitter had some thoughts on the subject, as well:
Actually, Rich is the one on the far left.
Hmmm, moving on ...
BREAKING: Warriors sign Rick Ross to 2 year deal— Charlie (check mark) (@Charlie__Neal) December 25, 2018
And we have a winner.
Green reportedly inhaled an entire gingerbread village immediately following this interview.