Manchester United Hits Rock Bottom
Just when you thought Manchester United couldn't sink lower, Louis van Gaal & Co shows they cannot be underestimated.
No low is too low.
This one came in Europa League -- that's right: Europa -- bracket play, as they lost 2-1 to that plucky little Danish side from Midtjylland.
Do know the Ulvene -- Wolves -- Nation found a urinal or two late in their celebrations of this win.
It's surely time for the philosophical van Gaal to head to the Himalayas and meditate. Perhaps he'll rediscover a United manager's purpose in life:
If there's any salvation to be had for United, it's the away goal Memphis Depay posted in the 37th minute:
Maybe he is just jinxed in the Premiership into a false sense of awesomeness.
Only four minutes later, the Wolves exposed their foes' vulnerabilities when Pione Sisto went all footloose:
No David de Gea, no clean sheet.
United players then got schooled by Ebere Paul Onuachu’s skills:
So now, the good citizens of Manchester know a little bit more about Denmark, and those who don red colors know a little bit less about what to expect the rest of the way. Including the second leg of this pairing.