Soccer

Infamous Murderer & Family Now Own Newcastle United

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 There go a lotta descriptions for Magpie games that aren't close.

Infamous Murderer & Family Now Own Newcastle United
 

NWSL Brass Really Steps in It, Big Time

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Same dumb-ass problem. Different dumb-ass cast.

NWSL Brass Really Steps in It, Big Time
 

Former Bank Robber and Current VP of Suriname Calls His Own Number in Concacaf Match

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 OG's 60 years old. It's good to own your own team.

Former Bank Robber and Current VP of Suriname Calls His Own Number in Concacaf Match
 

Moldova's Sheriff Stops Real Madrid at the Bernabéu

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Looks like the Champions League should respect their authoritah.

Moldova's Sheriff Stops Real Madrid at the Bernabéu
 

Brentford's Metrics Match Liverpool's Big Budget in 3-3 Draw

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 The Bees' desire to be the Tampa Bay Rays of football is working.

Brentford's Metrics Match Liverpool's Big Budget in 3-3 Draw
 

Young Boys and a Red Card Stun Man United

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 Playing with 10 men for 55 minutes made for a Red Devil downer.

Young Boys and a Red Card Stun Man United