Agüero's Five-Spot Lights Up Newcastle

Predicting a straight-up result for Manchester City v Newcastle United was a no-brainer, really, but they way it came about was newsworthy.

Sergio Agüero transformed himself into a footballing god amidst the carnage of City's 6-1 smash-a-thon. And no, that's not a Fifa 16 scoreline.

Before getting into the beatdown, the Sky Blues allowed their guests to have one shining moment, and Aleksandar Mitrović got the honors:

Always good to see some ping pong on the pitch.

Then, the Sergio Agüero Show began:

Gotta say, though, that David Silva deserves equal billing on that one.

Man City took the lead for good early in the second half, thanks to Agüero and a bit of luck:

Newcastle must be wishing they could face Chelsea again.

To complete his hat trick, Agüero pulled off a trick he learned from Lionel Messi. A lob.

If horseshoes ever gets a kicking givision, dude will have yet another souce of fame.

It was about time the Argentine international took a breather, so the spotlight shifted to City's record-breaking signing, Kevin De Bruyne, who justified his contract for the umpteenth time already:

Indeed, dosh very well doled.

Back to the day's main event: everything Agüero touched was turning to gold:

Agüero rejected the attention of Real Madrid this summer, and as the Spanish giant's check-writing fingers often get itchy on highlight days like this. City will no doubt hear from them again.