Johnny Come Home: Browns Don't Want a Fine Young Cannibal QB

Published on 27-Jun-2014 by Xavier McSpaniel

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Johnny Come Home: Browns Don't Want a Fine Young Cannibal QB

Nobody knows the trouble you feel
Nobody cares the feelin' is real,
Johnny, don't party, won't you come on home
We worry, won't you come on;
What is wrong in your life
That you must get drunk every night?
Johnny, we're angry, won't you come on ...

 



Use your money phone, call your coach --
He's missing you badly, fearing reproach,
Hoyer's in front of you, will you even play?
Spraying champagne is not what they say
Johnny, you're lazy, won't you come on home
We worry, won't you come on ...

What is wrong in your life
That you're on Twitter every night?
Johnny, we're snarky, won't you come on ...

You'd better go, the season is close
Gordon's a goner -- that's how it goes,
Nowhere to pass, in the Cleveland cold
Jimmy might leave you with nowhere to go,
Johnny, we're hoary, won't you come on home
Please hurry, won't you come on ...

What is wrong in your life
That you go all Vegas every night?
Johnny, you're jerky, won't you come on home
We worry, won't you come on home ...