Dance Party USA: The Antonio Brown Edition
Antonio Brown has decided to bring back the sexy, a development that is making the league office very uncomfortable.
Roger Goodell and his merry band of striped prudes have flagged Brown twice already this season for excessive celebration after a score.
However, these routines are not only considered excessive but provocative, as well.
During the season opener in DC against the Redskins, Brown made a spectacular over-the-shoulder touchdown catch. He was clearly stimulated by the grab, and proceeded to gyrate in what the NFL deemed a ‘sexually suggestive’ manner.
Have a look at this scandalous demonstration of joy:
This free-form NFL erotica continued last week in Pittsburgh against the Jets. Brown hauled in a deep ball for another score and unleashed a quick succession of crotch pumps:
Of course, this was very likely a touching homage to Key & Peele.
Again though, an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty was forthcoming, because any display of creativity or individuality will simply not be tolerated.
The man just wants to dance.