Biebercue: Aussie Open Crowd Offers Alternative Suggestions for Genie Bouchard Date

Canadian minx Genie Bouchard's burial of former World Number One Ana Ivanovic to advance to the semis of the Australian Open impressed the Rod Laver Arena crowd no end.

They were less impressed by this:

Yes, the all-conquering young Canuck's admission she'd be keen to date Justin Bieber went down like a warm six-pack with the sunburned locals. And not content with a mere Biebercue, the Aussies were prepared to offer up to The Daily Player a few home-grown alternatives for her consideration.

Here's our assessment of their top four:

Bernard Tomic: Comes from exceptional stock. Courtship may involve some competition for his considerable affections.

Liam Hemsworth: Big bro Chris is taken and bakin', but Liam is now free of the wrecking ball.

Samantha Stosur: Naturally, Bouchard would need to go cross-court for this tryst. Her admission of Bieber-fever, though, shows she prefers a feminine partner.

Paul Hogan: New balls, please.