Manchester United Loses in Europe Again ... to Liverpool

 11-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Review

 And they have bad teeth, too.

Dortmund Goes All Donner-und-Blitz over Spurs

 10-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Santa was nowhere to be found, either.

Revival Powers Are Still Alive with the 'Pool

 9-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Review

 Palace was playin with fire the entire game.

Real Madrid Pours the Coal to Another Minnow

 8-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Review

 Stat-padding time. Again.

Barça's Incredible Unbeaten Run Now at 36 Straight

 7-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 Next up: immortality.

North London Derby Does Mutual Dent Job on Title Hopes

 6-Mar-2016

 Soccer / Soccer Daily Update

 The Foxes were fine with it.